-Hey your back. Did something happen to you while you were in there?
-No. I just saw someone I knew. You remember Arthur?
-Yeah. The guy from the Catalog thing right.
-Yep. That’s the one.
-So how’s he doing?
-Oh. I don’t know. I just said hi to him. I’m actually not sure if it was really him. But it did look like him.
So, is this a good restaurant?
-Yeah. I like it. I usually come here a lot with Stacy.
-Oh yeah. How is she doing by the way?
-She’s doing pretty well. She just got offered a job at the shop down the road from that one store. You know the one that sells those disgusting antique miniatures?
-Yeah. That place makes me choke by just being near it.
-Well she now works at the store just down the road from there.
-Well that’s great for her.
Does it usually take this long for the food to come?
-I know. I think it’s been about 20 minutes so far.
-Oh here it comes.
-Great. Your gonna love what you got by the way.
-I sure hope so.
Wow. Is this what it’s suppose to look like?
-Um, well it did look a little different last time I had it. But it looks ok for the most part.
-What if it was like, poisoned and when I ate it I just died right here. How funny would that be?
-Except for the you not living part, yeah, it would be kind of funny.
-But how much would that suck if that actually did happen?
-Haha. That would suck pretty bad.
-Haha. That’s almost as bad as being killed by your best friend or something
-Hahahah yeah, just about……wait. You don’t have anything planned do you? Hahaha just kidding.
-Uh…what? Haha, of coarse not.
-Ok, yeah. that’s what I thought. But, let's just say you do. How would you do it?
-Um lets see…um…well I’d have to drug you first. Probably when we’re both at party or something.
-Like the one Carrie is throwing this weekend
-Yeah, I guess that would probably work.
Anyways, at the party I’d probably spike your drink with something that’ll just knock you right out. Those shouldn’t be that hard to find. I’d probably volunteer as designated driver for you too, so that I could drive you home that night.
Then with you knocked out, I’d tie some ropes to your legs that were attached to some cinder blocks. I’d then drive out to the lake, you know the one on 92. And down you would go.
-wait, what……
-Yeah. But, that’s a pretty long drive all the way down to the lake. So I would probably have to stop off for gas on the way. And probably just to end the night, I’d get one of those delicious hoagies. You know the ones I’m talking about. The ones on 15th. Aren’t they great. Anyways…I’d eat one of those while I watched you drown. O shoot, that would mean though that I’ll need something to drink. Well I can probably get something while I pick up the hoagie. But I don’t think those pills will be cheap. So…how am I going to pay for all that food and stuff.
Aren’t the hoagies something like, 9 bucks right? Hey umm, you wouldn’t mind maybe…letting me hold a few bucks would you?
Wait. Where are you going. I hope you don’t think that lunch is on me again…that no good…always sticking me with the bill. Well I got something for you *cheesy one liner*
