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Monday, September 18, 2006

I Do Only What I Can.

If you were given all the money you could ever want, what would you do with it? Would you give it to charity? Would you keep it all for yourself? Or would you throw it away and continue to live a meager, worthless life?

Well unfortunately, I can't give you the answer to that question and neither can anyone else. That is a answer you have to make for yourself. No one can answer but you. And I'll tell you why. You see, we live in a world where everyone has the ability to rise to the top. If, that is, they have necessary items. One being a fair bit of power. Either attained through having….power or money. In, some and usually most cases, both.

If everyone could answer for you, then why would you even need to live. You could just sit back and let everything happen. Of coarse that would not be very fun at all. If that was the case then everything that our forefathers did, would just be in vain. If our lives were not given the full and up most attention that they deserve then, we really shouldn't even be alive. I know that may sound a little pessimistic but hear me out. And please just pay attention.

What was that? I’ll have you know that I have an associates in psychology so I think I know what I'm talking about. Give me some credit. I didn't go to the best community college that financial aid can buy for nothing. I know I didn’t spend a few months of my life at fcc so I could be mocked. And Billy…..Billy, what are you doing. Just put the stapler down. Well I don’t care what Tom said. Does Tom have a stapler in his hands. No. So go sit down and listen. I spent all night writing this speech. Granted I only came up with a couple sentences, but that’s not the point.

Now that I have your attention, what do some of you think of the continually declining structure of our society. Hmmm? Well just to get you started. What do some of you think the outcome will be with the whole gay marriage issue. Does anyone think that this will actually destroy the sanctity of marriage. Yeah, Cathy, you have some thing to say………yes you can go to the lavatory. Don’t forget the hallpass.

Anyone. Your all going to tell me that all of you have absolutely no thoughts on this subject. Your all sitting here with no objections, no views. That’s just…..

But we don’t have all day to delve on topics that are most important to the well being of our country. God forbid I try and make sure that we are prepared for what is to come. But whatever.

Ok. Who’s ready for finger painting.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

how interesting... and yes, gay marriage will destroy the sanctity of marriage...

Mike said...

must.....resist...conservative bashing.